Help me decide...

Dear CTF,

I'm a successful, extremely cool and sort of attractive girl with a killer (awesome) job. I am 26 and living in a city that is VERY hard to date in. That being said, I've been talking to 2 different guys. I wonder which one will turn out to be my fabulous boyfriend.

Here are the 2 guys:

#1 - Cons: A 28 yr old bartender who works just about every night until midnight (I work at 5 am). Extremely soft spoken, into comics (is a great artist - not using his talent, btw - big pet peeve of mine). Lives at home (for now). Seems like he needs to make a leap somewhere in his life to bigger and better things. Seems sad a lot (due to the shy/quiet). Is nervous around me - can't relax. Hard to get together with.

Pros: I get along with him and don't mind the awkwardness. I like his dark nature and passion for comics. WICKED hot. Very kind and can be very funny when he wants to. Frequent texter. Good in the bed. Seems like a gentleman (pays for meals and drinks). Aware of his flaws. Great Hair. Did I mention he is very hot? He likes me back. Is not a musician. Has a lot of friends. Enjoys his job.

#2 (I don't know him very well - haven't gone out yet). Cons: Lives 45 minutes away. Is one of my good friend's brother. Is a musician. Day job has his working at 8 am -- have asked him out 2 times and hasn't been able to come out. (last minute plans). Doesn't text. Doesn't have myspace or facebook. Doesn't know what a Caboodle is.

Pros: Very very very funny (maybe funnier than me?), Drives tractors, Is very good on the phone (we talked one day for over 40 minutes), Very good looking, Seems like he will come out if he can (he did try to get out of a party to come out with me, but couldn't do it). Is similar to his brother (who i know and love pretty good), but different in all the ways that make him more attractive to me. Can keep up and surpass my humor. Seems happy/comfortable with who he is

So, I don't know #2 as well as #1, but... what do you think?

Thanks,
Getting It in Pgh


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This is a complicated letter. I'll try to address everything.

Guy one: Underachiever with a bad schedule. Attractive, but depressive and nervous. Great hair.

Guy two: Confident and funny. But unavailable and a musician. Also attractive. Drives tractors. Why? Because it's ironic? Or because he's real. Probably because it's ironic.

Advice 1

Find someone besides these two guys. Who says you need to pick one of them? It's all about finding someone who's available, turns you on, and is smart. Neither of these guys is all three.

Advice 2

Transplant guy two's brain and hair onto guy one. But leave the musical part of guy two's brain back in guy two's body.